Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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