I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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