If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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