That's when you crack a 10am beer
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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