Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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