Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
