We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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