Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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