Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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