how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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