so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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