That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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