Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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