No, drunk sperm still make babies.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize