Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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