Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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