I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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