yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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