forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I cannot find my penis.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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