yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
dude. I can hear the air.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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