Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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