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(310): View more from California

So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?

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(310): So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops? http://tfl.nu/jkax

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.

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(978): The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room. http://tfl.nu/rw2d

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Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?

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I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.

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(814): Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight? (1-814): I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me. http://tfl.nu/ovto

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(609): View more from New Jersey

ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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(609): ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! http://tfl.nu/wkf6

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(813): View more from Florida

Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida

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(813): Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida http://tfl.nu/bfwv

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.

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(252): I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son. http://tfl.nu/kdpy

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.

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(978): dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina. http://tfl.nu/gwo8

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(404): View more from Georgia

we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?

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(404): we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition? http://tfl.nu/nsp8

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(925): View more from California

she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"

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(925): she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob" http://tfl.nu/t96e

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(517): View more from Michigan

We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.

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(517): We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up. http://tfl.nu/37cl

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(313): View more from Michigan

Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.

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(313): Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career. http://tfl.nu/jur5

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(651): View more from Minnesota

My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.

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(651): My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex. http://tfl.nu/dfh2

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(206): View more from Washington

Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.

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(206): Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago. http://tfl.nu/wvly

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(772): View more from Florida

I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.

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(772): I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty. http://tfl.nu/zh78

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.

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(870): Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage. http://tfl.nu/n65p

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