I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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