I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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