Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(480): View more from Arizona

she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.

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(915): View more from Texas

like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.

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(408): View more from California

You make shower sex sound like waterboarding

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(706): View more from Georgia

So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.

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(512): View more from Texas

Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice

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(586): View more from Michigan

If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption

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(620): View more from Kansas

I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?

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(510): View more from California

How are you and your magical vagina doing today?

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