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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  ugly people sure do ruin things

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house

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  So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom

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