I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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