glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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