so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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