i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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