I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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