It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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