yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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