Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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