TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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