yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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