Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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