How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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