I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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