hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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