No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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