I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Randomize
