I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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