its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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