life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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