How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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