Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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