So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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