what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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