you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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