How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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