yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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