Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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