I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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