how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I intend to get homeless drunk
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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