Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I have demons in me.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
The beer is more important than you right now.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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