i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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