she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Is it because I queefed?
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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