i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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