Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
my being single is dangerous.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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